Sunday, 20 June 2010

Bash skull on nose to establish superiority.

Maybe you established your superiority a little bit too hard.

You really want to get out of this tunnel, but although your instinct is to go towards the light, you're just not that happy about heading the same way that the skull thing went. Perhaps the other way would be better.

On second thoughts...

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Wring out fur/hair.

This is all very annoying. You'd like to sit here feeling cross for a bit longer, but more could probably be accomplished by getting out of this tunnel. You can think of quite a lot of other places that would be more useful to you right now. A nice restaurant, perhaps, or a laundrette.

You decide to take the thing with you. It's surprisingly heavy, like a paperw

hello friend


Sunday, 13 June 2010

Inspect the object.

There's something in the water next to you. It looks like a...
...Actually, you have no idea what this thing is.

-Listen for noises or voices.

Whatever it is, it's not talking right now.

Incidentally, your hair-fur is kind of absorbent. If you're going to start sticking your head down near the water, you might want to find something to tie it back with or-


You wake up.

Where are you?

Your head is sore. The air is cold and damp, and you feel dizzy, disoriented.

What will you do?